johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

(via counting-starswithher)

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

(Source: fortheloveofdegenerossi, via parrillamadness)

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

(via radicalpleasures)

panerasexual:

thick thigh squad

(Source: khione, via piercethekittybutt)

empiresprincess:

thecookiemonsterhasthetardis:

This is beautiful 

I want a marriage like this. 

(Source: michaelplatco, via parrillamadness)

the-regina-mills-network:

REBLOG TO SHARE KYLE’S AMAZING STORY!!!!

the-regina-mills-network:

REBLOG TO SHARE KYLE’S AMAZING STORY!!!!

(via parrillamadness)

If you are a part of the Swan Queen Nation, please reblog/like this!

sheriffswanmills:

I’d love to follow all of you! 

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(via parrillamadness)

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

(via piercethekittybutt)

thecutestofthecute:

Animals that look like toasted marshmallows are just the greatest. 

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Buns can be toasted marshmallows

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And so can cats.

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Dogs can also be toasty marshmallows..

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Oh my god. THE FLOOF.

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Toasted marshmallows everyone.

(via piercethekittybutt)

life-of-a-bi:

THIS.

life-of-a-bi:

THIS.

(Source: inevavel, via bileshia24)

thecutestofthecute:

Puppies with pacifiers

(via pandasandcheapsmiles)

Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

nightlylouis:

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((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))

THIS IS FREAKING GREAT

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doctorsilencewillfall:

twentyonee-pilots:

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

(via rabijamanafovamalik)