thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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did-you-kno:

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via nightmare-affair)

rolypolywreckingball:

thebrightstar:

finchfry:

the best and most accurate thing

This literally NEVER gets old.

Still a fav.

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steampunktendencies:


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thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

(via nightmare-affair)

blackbruise:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

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